Have the delusional symptoms of Cheryl Cole’s Malaria really gone??? I think not! Gamu is a good role model, hard working, motivated by thoughts of others with an incredible talent – expressed without fault. Both Katie and Cher demonstrated that attracting sympathy was a valid route to success. As someone who voluntarily supports young adults in developing their careers I am shocked at the injustice and the irresponsibility shown by the judges and producers of a show that has such an influence on young people. I have yet to hear of a job interviewer who shares a tear with a nervous interviewee and then say’s “let’s start again pet?”
All the support for Gamu and the derision of the nation will surely be adding to Cher’s delicate state and no doubt Katie with her “badger’s bum” eye lashes must be feeling a bit down too. Poor old Cheryl Cole is reportedly receiving death threats following her decision to exclude Gamu so I’m pretty sure she’ll also be having another weep in some luxurious corner!
X Factor has clearly gone into emotional meltdown and judging by the overwhelming stream of entries on the ‘Gamu Should have Got Through’ Facebook page (nearly 1/4 million) the show’s fans (or X fans – no pun intended) have too!
To calm things down, as we wait to see what drama unfolds on Saturday night, I’ve put together a couple of aromatherapy prescriptions to try and ease the strain for all concerned!
Over emotional
For Cheryl, the fans, Cher and Katie (not Gamu she admirably keeps any emotional drama queen tendencies in check!) I recommend a long hot bath – add 6 drops of Geranium essential oil to help soothe the emotions and calm the tears, 3 drops of Cedarwood for strength and courage and Green Mandarin to lift the mood.
Memory boost
To help Katie remember her lyrics and for Cheryl, to remind her of her X Factor Job Description – i.e. choose the best performer who has star quality and who HAS the X Factor! Use an aromatherapy diffuser with 6 drops of premium quality Lime essential oil. It’s like having a large cup of ‘great’ coffee but without the headache – it kick starts the memory and sharpens concentration and focus.
Anxiety
For the contestants, their families, judges and maybe even the show’s producers (well maybe not the producers – some internet forums are saying they are already ordering the post show Bollinger as they are guaranteed the highest ratings in the history of TV). Use an aromatherapy diffuser or a burner and add 5 drops of Frankincense to deepen the breathing and counteract that “I can’t stop worrying” feeling, 3 drops of Clary Sage – a legal way to get that uber chilled feeling (avoid in pregnancy), 4 drops of Patchouli which is soothing for mind and body and 4 drops of Tangerine – a deliciously scented mood enhancer!
Oh and not forgetting the Madonna wannabe Katie and her badger’s bum eyelashes! Her poor old eyelids are bound to be sore when those fake lashes come off (glue and crocodile tears can be quite abrasive) - I recommend she try pure Borage Seed Oil (sometimes known as Starflower Oil!)
Julie Foster
Principal of The British School of Aromatherapy